Ke$ha isn't so happy that she knocked off Susan Boyle from the top of the pop chart.
The singer said on Sirius XM, "They act like I beat her up." A horrifying thought.
Ke$ha said she'd do the opposite: "She's sweet. I'd kiss her. Hasn't she never kissed anybody before?" She also observed, "I want to make out with the fat guy from 'The Hangover' [Zach Galifianakis]. He's amazing . . . I like big, fat guys with beards that wear thick glasses."
