OK, enough of being polite: WHAT IS SHE DOING WRAPPED AROUND A POLE?
OK, yes, deep breaths, and count backwards from ten...
We're calmer now.
Forgive us, for we tend to get a bit over-excited when we get snaps of celebs doing things like, oh, we don't know, say, pole dancing.
Like former Beverly Hills 90210 star Tori Spelling, for example.
But then, after the redness left our faces, and our heartbeat returned to normal, we realised the pics of her are all super-innocent.
See, Tori was a guest host of the Pussycat Dolls in Vegas.
And hey, as they say, when in Rome... [Sour]
